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  DOG OWNER ALERT!

  Warning to all dog owners

 

 Some vicious killer has been shooting dogs at random!

 Dogs are being picked off one at a time, and the numbers of deaths are mounting.

 Police in the state advise all dog owners to “Watch Your Dog”.

 The photo on the poster came from a collie breeder in Glendale…

 a killer caught in a careless moment.

 

 Regardless of what breed we have, we can’t be too careful.

 There are some real sickos out there!

 

 Click here to view the WANTED poster

 
   
 

 

 

 

       Cats enter first.  You may follow.

 

       Cats get the softest place to sleep.

              You may choose the second softest place.

 

       Cats wait while you bow down with their food.

              Dogs must beg for their food.

 

       Cats may wander where they will.

              Dogs must drag their owners by a leash.

 

       Cats may stare at everyone, including kings.

 

 

 
   
 

 

  true friends

  never fight like “cats & dogs”

  true friends

  don't laugh at you when you get

  new glasses…

   true friends

  help you up when you're down…

   and

 

  true friends

  never let you do something you'll

  regret when you wake up the

  next morning!

  

 
   
 

 

  A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

 

  The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away.  He put the beast out and headed home.  Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

 

  He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home.  At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

 

  Hours later the man calls home to his wife; "Honey, is the cat there?"

 

  "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

 

  Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a gun on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!" 

 
   

 

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